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Put Something in my Hat!

Yes, I’m also busking. All proceeds will go towards T-shirts, business cards, promotion for the site and towards our first event.

Give me Info!

If you’re a performer who wants to add their own profile, or if you want to add somebody else’s, fill in this form.

If you’re looking for more information, contact me.

Become One of The Royals of Undercover New York!

Ever wanted to be part of a monarchical hierarchy (read: “wield ungodly power”)? Here’s your chance! Even better, this one won’t tax you. We’re looking for:

# The Sovereign-for-Life
# Archbishop
# Kings/Queens
# Prince/Princes
# Knights/Dames
# Pages, Scribes and Messengers
# Troubadours
# Sirs/Madams

Their descriptions are below. Each of these positions come with their various benefits.

The Sovereign-for-Life

You’ll find we are a compassionate and noble leader.

Benefits:
- Sycophantic, obsequious aides
- Being the head of one’s own church

Archbishop

This title is reserved for the keenest of you. You will not have to write articles or record performers, but as second-in-command you will be doing some combination of the following:
• Website Management
You will need some Photoshop skills, and an imaginative mind. How can we make the website better? What are we missing?
• Socializing
Facebook, myspace…that sort of thing.
• Replying to comments
Easy one, this. Just making sure our loyal subjects are appreciated.

Benefits:
- A flipcam
- Two free T-shirts
- Your bio in the sidebar and in our newsletter
- Link in our blogroll
- Name on our leaderboard
- Free business cards and flyers (I’ll amend this business card with your details)
- The jealous gaze of lesser minions

Kings/Queens

For example, “The Queen of Queens!” or “The L-Train King!” You will have full command of your kingdom, and as such you will be expected to report every now-and-again on how your kingdom is faring. You can only get this title when you have written 5 posts. Also, if there is already a King or Queen in your area, you can only dethrone them by having posted more than them. Your duties will include:
• Taking Photos/Videos
A camera or cameraphone is all you’ll need for this, and the ability to upload to youtube or picassa, or whatever.
• Writing
You don’t need to be Hemmingway, but you should be willing to write a hundred words or more on what’s going on.

Benefits:
- Chance to win a flipcam
- Two free T-shirts
- Link in our blogroll
- Name on our leaderboard
- Free business cards and flyers
- Power over all in your domain

Princes/Princesses

If you add a performer to our site you become a prince. You will be upgraded to a King or Queen only if there is no current ruler, or if you have dethroned said ruler.

Benefits:
- One free T-shirt
- Link in our blogroll
- Name on our leaderboard
- Free business cards and flyers
- Dignity and respect

Knights/Dames

This honor is bestowed on anyone who has bought the Undercover New York T-shirts.

Benefits:
- Link in our blogroll
- Name on our leaderboard
- Free business cards

Pages, Scribes or Messengers

Perhaps the easiest of all, you just have to ask me to mail you business cards and/or flyers. Spreading the word is important to the crown. It will please me.

Benefits:
- Name on our leaderboard
- The warmth of your ruler’s attention

Troubadours

You may also call yourself a bard, a minstrel, or a jester. This title is bestowed on anyone who takes the risk and performs in public. Make sure you’re recorded! (If you tell me about it beforehand, I’ll come and film you living out your childhood dreams)

Benefits:
- Name on our leaderboard
- Fifteen minutes!

Sirs/Madams

Anyone who has donated money to the cause, and does not wish their donation to be anonymous.

Benefits:
- Name on our leaderboard
- Depending on how much it is, anything you want!

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I’m looking for area men and women to become representatives of Undercover New York, casually taking footage of various performers in their area. The moment you’ve sent in your first performer, I’ll mail UNY business cards to you, and add you to the leaderboard, visible on every page of Undercover New York!

Good luck, and godspeed!